Welcome to Friday’s weekly photo caption contest, BLOG BLURBS! Every Friday at 7 pm EST a new toy diorama will be posted here on the KRonikle. Enter to win a DUNNY blind box prize pack by leaving comments of what you think the toys are talking about. Click the thumbs up to vote on your favorite quotes. Voting booth closes next Friday at 6pm EST. BLOG BLURBS runs all throughout the week and it’s up to you to fill in the blanks. So let the creative juices flow and check back to see what develops. We will announce the winner next week.
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Congratulations to L.L.T. for last weeks winning commentary!
Nate Tyley
1. Take him away, boys.
2. Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
3. Uh, what'd you say, Chief?
4. …Just do what the kid says.
Yuichi Yoshida
1. It's about time you got those donuts you owe us, noob!
2. Yeah, I was about to get one of those mug shots and smack it in your face to show how long it took for you to get these donuts.
3. SHUT UP AND EAT THE DONUTS BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN ON ALL YOUR THROATS!
4. Hahahaha! Good one, Chief! Hey, don't make me use my pepper spray!
Martin Streicher
1. Mmmmm…. these donuts are mighty tasty.
2. Shhh! Not too loud! We nicked them from Homicide.
3. Uh, I love donuts as much as the next cop, but stealing is wrong.
4. Stuff that pie hole or you'll be walking the beat in Lego Land til your eighty.
Martin Streicher
1. Mmmmm…. these donuts are mighty tasty.
2. Shhh! Not too loud! We nicked them from Homicide.
3. Uh, I love donuts as much as the next cop, but stealing is wrong.
4. Stuff that pie hole or you'll be walking the beat in Lego Land til your eighty.
camilla Bromann
1. I'm sick of this department! All we talk about is coffee n criminals! I hate being a common copper!
2. Yeah true dat boss! Skip the department shizzl. Real cops talk about real life!
3. Yeah… Real life….!
4. …Did anyone watch The Wire last night?
Marti
1. Where are my sprinkles? I'm about to get medieval on someone's @#&!
2. Hey fellas, watch this. I can spin around in this chair. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3. Chief, chief I grew moustache out. Say car ramrod! About the chocolate donut… it's delicious.
4. I am I the only person who takes this job seriously?
darrkkspirit
1. We roll old skool, while the rest of the department goes to QT and have bagels and cappucino.
2. You guys wanna go hang at Moe's Pub?
3.Sure, i need to try out my new Tazer.
4. Don't taze me Bro!
Marti
1. Where are my sprinkles? I'm about to get medieval on someone's @#&!
2. Hey fellas, watch this. I can spin around in this chair. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3. Chief, chief I grew moustache out. Say car ramrod! About the chocolate donut… it's delicious.
4. I am I the only person who takes this job seriously?
@questmachine
1. Chief Wiggum, how are we getting free doughnut and coffee delivery into the station every day?
2. Corporate sponsorship. TMZ told us if we display these embarrassing celebrity photos then they will fund our efforts.
3. Most of these celebrities won't mind, they like any publicity that they can get.
4. Except for "Pee Wee"… he always had a problem with product placement.
rawkkiddo
1. Ok guys, we have got one gangsta, six wankstas and one wackster.
2. Sgt., why do I have to eat the pink doughnut, I would much rather eat the black one.
3. Who cares about criminals when you have this cool porn star mustache!
4. Hey guys, when do I get a regular uniform so I do not look like a NYC taxi cab?
Michael
1.I’ve eaten to many donuts through my lifetime and can’t eat any more because my fats covering my mouth so chief I am awarding this to you.
2. I want to grow big and strong like you ralphie if that’s your name, if not please leave me a note because I don’t think you could survive another word.
3.let’s have a fatty test first to get a mc stitch or to defeat the mc mafia wins.
4.guys I might not be able to see because this abslolute stupid hat but we should go on to the missing donut case.
Juan Bizoso
1. Welcome, to…Celebrity Much Club!! The new reality about Celebrities with Munchies.
2. All our contestants have been screened to have the most munchies after DUI's, smorkin trips and weird medicine fixes!
3. Don’t forget to watch the premier episode on Kronikle TV every Smorksday at 7:00 est / 6:00 c featuring Snoop Dogg and the Lohan.
4. Brought to you by KB City Police Dept. and Smorking Cream Doughnuts
Terry
1. alright you two wiggum and i are gonna guard these doughnuts from Lohan and Snoop.
2. Thats an order men…I heard pee wee is out for the pink frosted one, and I need as many of those as i can shovel in my mouth.
3.Umm i highly dought Lohan would eat a doughnut, and she probably cant't grind it down and snort it….well she could probably find a way now that I think about it.
4. FOCUS! we got Nicole Richie on the run! She's been tryin to sell autographed pictures of her dad on sunset blvd, for diet pills. Get on it guys!
Gabe
1. So boss who we gonna do in today? or can we just go to the donut store and tell them that new government rules state " police must check all donuts for poison by eating em!
2. That is a good idea…. but anyway we have to catch that beautiful lady with black hair in the top right corner today.
3. Who is she, she looks like kristine stewart in vampire form. what' s her name?
4. I think her names Miley Cyrus. She defiantly looks like a Miley
Mr. WalkieTalkie
1. We
2. Love
3. Do
4. Nuts
Bergerbot
1. Listen up you's mugs! We gotta clean up these streets
2. And you gotta do it by the book!
3. But boss! You know me and Simmons here are the shoot first ask questions later types.
4. I'm getting to old for this
Choke
1. Ok, rookie, where’s your donut stick? Didn’t they teach you anything in the Academy?
2. …OMG, this is NOT Decaf…
3. Sorry Sarge. I lost my stick in the locker room, again.
4. Mmmmmm, mmmm. Mmm, mmm, mm mmm mmmm. Mm, hmm hmm hmm!
Christian Gallardo
1. Hey chief, next time more sprinkles
2.Which chief are you talking about him,him, or me?
3.I think he's talking about me cause i'm the one who bot the doenuts
4.It's no fair that you all get purple uniforms and I get a green one!
Luka
1. It's kind of weird eating our donuts right next to those pictures.
2. Yeah, I feel like Pee Wee is gonna jump out at me.
3. You did a good job today boys… You got Snoop, You got Nicole Richie, and you got Michael Jackson.
4. What the hell… I look like some kind of weird spray paint bottle.
10years
Your never gonna win with that one.
Carla
1. What was it you wanted to talk about chief?
2. Alright boys. We’re here to figure out why there’s an overwhelming number of white celebrities with criminal records as opposed to black celebrities. Just look here, only 25% of these mugshots are black! Just doesn’t make any sense…
3. Well Michael Jacksons black or uhh was black? So that brings it up to 37.5% And Nicole Richie was adopted by a black man that should add at least .5%
4. Who’s there?!? Where the hell am I?!
@GTplayer1220
1. So, what do you guys think about these mug shots hanging up the wall? Nice Huh?
2. Umm…what made you think those mug shots would be nice on the wall?
3. How can I enjoy my coffee and donut with Gary Busey's mug shot on the wall.
4. Hey, did I tell you guys that someone once mistaken me for Robert Downey Jr.?
10years
What, how the heck did you get +5!
ajxcaluya
1. My favorite picture is the one by Snoop Dog! Gee how splendid, PEE WEE is there.
2.Shut up and let me enjoy my tasty morsels. YUM i love DUH DUH DONUTS.
3.What first? Shave my stache or drink my drink. Hmmmmm? i think ill do BOTH.
4.Why do i look like this?
mutha luvah
you kiss your mother with that mouth
Nikki Truong
1. CHIEF! This donut turned me into an animal!
2. Shut your whining. We got people to catch!
3. Chief what is wrong with these rich folks shouldn't they know better?
4. You may have turned into an animal, but at least you can eat the donut.
AV
1. Chief! Hey chief! Who am I? I’ll give you a hint: its one of those mug shots.
2. Well, if you were in a theater and that donut was your hand, I’d say you would be that playhouse perv.
3. You sure that was sugar in the coffee? I feel like Robert Downey Jr. right now. Gahhh let’s go fly a kite and make pastries!!!
4. Gary Busey ain’t that bad ass. I can stab stuff like a blind samurai, too. See!
Hyena
2.) You know, it was sure nice of the suspects to get us these doughnuts.
3.) Oooh, I know, right? Especially these frosted ones.
1.) I guess, but should we be eating doughnuts from a place called the Poisoned Bakery?
4.) My doughnut tastes funny…