Welcome to the KRonikle’s photo caption contest, BLOG BLURBS! Every other Friday at 7 pm EST a new toy diorama will be posted here on the KRonikle. This week enter to win a Dunny Series 2010 prize pack, by leaving comments of what you think the toys are talking about. Click the thumbs up to vote on your favorite quotes. Voting booth closes Friday August 20 at 6pm EST. BLOG BLURBS runs for 2 weeks and it’s up to you to fill in the blanks. So let the creative juices flow and check back to see what develops. We will announce the winner on Friday, September 3.
Got an eye for detail? Submit your own scenario for future BLOG BLURBS contests. Compose your favorite toys in a creative setting and get it posted up on the KRonikle. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with your best shot.
Congratulations to Ross for your winning commentary. You have won a Kidrobot t-shirt.
1. I really want to be your friend even though you just ate my child…
2. That guy doesn't have a chance…
3. I wonder if boy babies taste different than girl babies…
1. Morning Dingos and sir leader! Let me offer you our selection of fine food. Babies for the dingos and egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
2. Have you got anything without spam? I don't like spam!
3. I will take baked babies for the next course.
1) Tell me the secret of how to get over 1,000 votes
2) Facebook…….she's gonna blow
3) Yep facebook…….I'm sure there's a law against eating babies?
1. I bow to you visitor! Welcome to my humble abode!
2. Hey! Mr. Eat-it-All just ate my child! Prepare to be attacked, fool!
3. Mmm… Peeps!
1. Mmmmm Babies, smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside!
2.I didn't know you were supposed to keep the wrapper on!
3. I Choo, choo, CHEWS you!
Nice, Simpsons reference! Thumbs up!
Thank you kindly! Woo Hoo!
1. You see these dragons are endangered mam. So why don't you forget about the whole abortion thing and consider it a good deed.
2. You know you could have been one more step towards helping to save these dragons. But of course your mother had to keep you.
3. ooo cocoa almond butter seasoning. My favorite.
1. Dammit Monster!! i dont have a dollar fitty.
2. I'll gladlly give you this chid tuesday for a burger today.
3. I just found out chilldren are high i fiber.
1. Quick Dragon eat up! one more kid and you get your kid eating badge!
2. Ok don't look now, but the guy behind us has a leaf in his ear…
3. oh heavens! these kids are going to go straight to my hips!
omg this one is really funny ACE =] xoxox
it wont let me vote it says i alread have but i havnt and i think this one is really good it should be the winner by far
lol i thought this was amazing and them kids are like chips a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips hahah
1. Here you are sir…(yeah, have another why don't you. That's just what that fat tail of yours needs.)
2. I should have never asked them to come. I told you this would happen.
3. Babies are nice, babies are sweet, down the hatch, and then repeat! mmmmmm
Priya 'Sano' Devandran
1- FREE HUGS!
2- I has a spear! NOW I SPEAR THINGS!
3- Omnom-nomnom… Chewy!
Roy - Swordsman
1- HUG ME :D
2- I caveman. Dis my poking stick! For poking!
3- Get in mah belleh!
1. don't be such a pig and share with me
2. we lost a big feast again my friend
3. those babies are so deleciuous, i can't help myself, i must try one more
Oh Snap! Spell check!! Maybe English not being his first language you could forgive him this 1 time ;)
He must be spamming or using proxies.
This is ridiculous, It can't actually be the winner. It isn't even remotely funny.
1) Yo Ted, you check that Alley-Oop!
2) What the hell Gabriel! You always do cool stuff when I'm not looking.
3) Nothing but Net
1. Thank you! thank you so much for eating our ugly kids!
2. Isn't this…wrong? Like shouldn't we feel bad?
3. He has no idea but they're next
im doin it
Wow 31 votes in 8 hours?!?!
The one by roy – swordsman is funnier than this
this one is terrible, how are people voting for this?!?
he's spamming the votes. He did it 6 weeks ago too
my guess is that people are throwing me votes so he doesn't win.
He's not spamming…It is funny and I voted for it too..
Right… and my dog really is at the "Dog Farm", bunny's really do lay magically colored eggs, photograph's are capable of stealing my soul, and people really can't believe it's not butter. It's spamming when he gets 20 votes in 5 mins and not a single vote for 20 hours but I'm sure your virtue is pure ;)
If you could see me now I am rolling my eyes.
rolling my eyes at Elizabeth that is.
It's not terrible. I found it hilarious. If you think you could do better then DO it better.
and the one by amz is better :| !!
All of you guys quit hating!!!
1. Can I interest you in a dessert this evening?
2. His excellency is most pleased. Mog, prepare that baby for the royal dingo under the fire for a sample taste.
3 .When I eat darling, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been. Compliments to the chief!
1. Eerrrrrrrrr! Stop eating my friend already!
2. Hmmmm. I wonder what he’s planning on doing with her upside down like that….???
3. Yum, yum, yum! Chomp! Chomp! Gulp gulp gulp! ;))
1 – Watch my chops…I will kung-foo yoo…blue dino-thing…
2- Rarr me caveman!
3- nom nom nom…
1. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DRAGON!
2. It’s time to go home now son.
3. This tastes delishious! I must get the recipe.
1. Oh Mighty Dragon, accept our girl scout sacrifice! Take them and let us be!
2. I don't think you are suppose to sacrifice the girl scout. I think you are suppose to give girl scout cookies as your offering.
3. Taste the same either way. It goes straight to your waist.
1. HEY THAT’S MY SON!
2. HA HA! Horsey man!
3.crap! I forgot to change the
1. Gosh dang it Gargadeth, you keep eating all the tourists!
2. Dis iz me friend Death. He come from small town called Jeremyville.
3. Eating tourists all day long, this-is-my eating tourists song!
1. All hail the dingo of the shire!
2. Courage, Devon, have courage for our dingos.
3. Taste likes haggis!
1. DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO!
2. Save some kids for me!
3. sorry, but I'm on a healthy diet!
1. SPIT OUT THE KIDS! I KNOW KARATE!
2. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
3. UGH! Just one more child…
1. You should offer dingos cigarettes. So he stop growing.
2. Just keep giving the dingos the babies! Then the tourists will never no!
3 I could eat my body weight in this you call sushi!
1. Velcome to ze might dragon training camp, vhere we vill pump, you up!
2.Um…Sooo…how is this better than Wiifit?
3. All the babies you can eat!!
1)Ahhh Man, don't eat them whole. Do you know how hard it is to find clothes that fit a half man-half horse??
2) Hey isn't the girl guide that sold us those "Special Cookies". Huh, nothing special about them, just made me sleepy.
3) Me want cookies…………..
1.) Why am i shaped like a chair?
2.) Hey mr skull head, does my nose look too big?
3.) La La La La La La La
1) Perfect, now hold still for the camera kids, this will only take a minute
2) Children, children, stop fussing around, it only agitates them more. Just hold still. It will all be over before you know it
3) Sorry kid, you weren't what we were looking for today. You just weren't big enough to keep. Toodles
1) My baby dear god my baby
2) well son you know your mother and I love you very much but you have to be a big boy and enjoy the journy that is kindergarten.
3) one …. Two… Three…. It’s three chomps to the center of each baby!
1) and now the sacrifice for the great dragon god, everyone grab a little girl.
2)fire is made of girl-scouts?
3) im in it for the babies…. mmmmmm babies are delicious
1. You're supposed to chew between 20-30 times. You barely chewed that last one!
2. Uga Uga, taste like chicken.
3. Betcha can't eat just one!
Frank Stangel Jr
1. have you seen Damarak the Destroyer lately?
2. shes a looker if ive seen one, argh.
3. just keep talking while i eat all the babies
1. uhm, sir thats a doll and not a kid.
2. That one's too big, put it there and chop it into smaller pieces.
3. Babies are more succulent than kids.
1. O Dragons of Flagon, you are just and fair, and we return with snacks.
2. Oh yes, it's very nice!
3. One that looks lovely and not to costly.
Frank Stangel Jr
1. they seem to be under the influence
2. could it be some kind of new nip
3. no need to chase the dragon now that i found these children
1. GEEZUS CHRIST MY EYES HAVE BEEN GLUED SHUT I HOPE I DON'T BUMP INTO THAT DRAGON
2. She had it coming. I don't care if she's my only child, she could've at least pretended to like Ghostbusters.
3. This sickens me… But all the cool kids are doing it.. >sniff<
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1. STEP RIGHT UP!!! STEP RIGHT UP!! Get in line to ride the "Slippery Slide Down the Dragons Gullet!
2. Hurry up and get in line kid! And for the last time quit calling me Dad, I'm your Step-Dad!
3. Man, oh man! These Renaissance Fairs are a Smorgasbord!!
This sucks. Why the hell do people keep voting for you?
Not sure, I think there is are people trying to stop Jenkins from spamming the contest and winning again. Who do you want to see win?
1. Ok, it looked nice for the picture now gimme back my wife!
2. Sure, he takes her from me and now he's just using her as firewood…
3. One day, i'll be eating grown-up people like my daddy!
1. Oooh, oooh, me next!
2. Ugh… blue… flame… hotter.
3. Hmm, wonder if their diapers were clean? Oh well, bottoms up!
1. All hail the mighty annoying character eating dragon!
2. You're next little man.
3. What no love for the baby eating crocodile?
1. Give it here. You KNOW what those do to your teeth!
2. Aww, I was really in the mood for chicken tonight.
3. I really shouldn't. I need to watch my figure. But these babies are just too darned tasty!