Introducing the new weekly photo caption contest, BLOG BLURBS! Every Friday at 7 pm EST a new toy diorama will be posted here on the KRonikle. Enter to win a blind box prize pack by leaving comments of what you think the toys are talking about. Click the thumbs up to vote on your favorite quotes. BLOG BLURBS runs all throughout the week and it’s up to you to fill in the blanks. So let the creative juices flow and check back to see what develops. We will announce the winner next week.
Got an eye for detail? Submit your own scenario for future BLOG BLURBS contests. Compose your favorite toys in a creative setting and get it posted up on the KRonikle. Email wheelbarrow@kidrobot.com with your best shot.
@jimbojones1
1)I wish I had hands to hold a lolly pop
2)Hmmm lolly pop
3)I hope they don’t smell that fart they’re about to skate into, hahaha
ArtChemist
1) Healthcare 2)Before 3)Wealthcare
Ichizen55
1) Chicka Chicka Chicka
2) Peaceeeeee Mannnnnnnnnnn
3) I'm Outta Here
Samuel
1) ¡Give me back my tail dumbass!
2) Oooooooooouh
3) Oh heel no! he's trying to take my hat!
@GTplayer1220
1. BOK BOK BAAAAHHK
2. Whoooooaa man, that chicken has rollerblades
3. Damn that girl is still stalking me
Christian Gallardp
1.How come humans have arms and not me?
2.I wish that bird would shut up
3.Why the heck are these winers here
JayJayFool
When i opened the page today my little girl (she is 2 and a 1/2) was sitting here with me and she said "I watch this Gabba?". That was pretty cute!! If you guys didn't know the background is the backround to Foofa's land on Yo Gabba Gabba.
dn
1. Hey don’t leave. She didn’t mean it.
2. Can’t you tell he was only licking.
3. F… in’ chimps.
Lena Magarelli
1. Dang bird, you need some skates like me! can't rely on that dude's head to take you anywhere..
2. It's cool man, don't mess with my bird's style.
3. I swear I am going to fling sh*t at both these guys soon…
Christopher Branson
1. You got your lollipop, now get back here so I can finish!
2. Rubber duck. Celery. Guitars. Either this book is revolutionary or this acid is worth the money. Wohh man, far out!
3. If I crouch down far enough, stick my tongue out and tape a bar of soap to my head it really does feel like the opera.
Troy Souders
1)rollarskates seemed like such a good idea until I remembered I DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS!
2) I totally should’ve worn pants!? Huh? wait.. What was I saying again?
3) How did my life come to this? I used to be famous mess’n with that Mario guy, throwing barrells. Now look at me.
Troy Souders says this.
Gerardo
1. Outta my way just escaped from a hot wing convention!!.
2. Wow 420 is crazy this year…
3. And they thought I couldn't skate.
Joanna M. Cecchin
1.) Hey!
2.) Slow down!
3.) And they said a monkey could only sit at a typewriter.
Tyler Tynordi
1. Choo choo cha-chew, get back here with my lolly!
2. “How to look really dazed while sitting in the grass” by Homer J.
3. ….How was he eating that lolly with no hands?
Alan Partridge
1) Lynn your hair looks snazzy… is that your mother money coming through? All part of the bereavement dividend!
2) Convoy? Michael your hanging around with a person who uses a collective term for a single object.
3) I'm going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally – I'm on the ring road!
rustedhalo
1. LOOK OUT!!!
2. Wow man, birds and monkeys on skates, this stuff is good.
3. #$&^* %^$#@!
andrew
1. haha! gorillas hat is pink! what a loser!
2. man that hat is dope! ill smoke you bird!
3. IM A FREAKING MONKEY!
PaoloMiguel
1. thats not my hand youre pulling me by.
2. this new interactive porn is the best thing since sliced bread….!
3. bathroom?!
@GuMzGFX
1. Escuuue me
2. GEt HER DAwg *starts coughing uncontrollably *
3. Okkkkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!! *winks*
annie
1. you'll see, ill beat you!
2. this is mind boggling…the chicken AND egg coming first?
3. even an ape like me skates faster than them all!
adik.na.chinoy
1: Look Ma! No hands!
2. Yooo Birddude, my hair aint a nest….."oh boy i think im trippin' out."
3. ..Oh man i need to get outta these freakshows pronto!
26:PM
1. That lollipop is made from my kind!!!!
2. Why is your child yellow anyway?
3. This soap is made from people.
Raven
1) Ha Ha Ha Ha i am a upside-down roller-skating egg
2) psychedelic dude like. peace
3) zoomie dude betta ZOOM of the picta
Beat Physics
1. You calling me a chicken?
2. I said you look like a bird
3. He's right, the acid is kicking in.
breeze
1) Why do you like that poor exuse for a primate.Only because hes hairy
2)Todays 420 shes probably high.
3)these stupid people the look at my blunt exterior but fail to realize that I am far mor superior than they are, but i can spread my knowleage with that Diliala over there
Floor
1. WAUW! Is dit niet de mooiste uitgeknipte knutselwereld ooit!
2. Je ziet weer waanbeelden, we staan in een winkelcentrum voor de drogist! Wacht ik schrijf het even op…
3. Que?
Spacebee
1) We represent the lollipop guild! 2) Mmmm lollipops….drooool….. 3) Ever since Krusty made me official Krusty Burger taster my dreams are getting weirder and weirder….
Marti
1.) My aerodynamic shape makes me the perfect skater… peep!
2.) Mmmmmmmm. Granola donuts. Arrrrrrrghhhhh (drool)
3.) The square root of the hypotenuse is the sum of the absolute value of the tangent of x divided by r.
Milo
1. Come back here with my lollipop you little chicken butt
2. Why do I hang out with these DORKS!!!
3. Oh god I dropped my pet banana AGAIN!!!!!!!!
rawkkiddo
1. shut it hippie
2. Man just wait till I get to college!
3. No….with these skates they will never spank me again
reva skie
1. Nice get away sticks.
2. Duuuude. Dude. Duude? Duuddee!
3. Abs in, buns tight, lets roll.
j*ryu
1. Where are my arms?
2. Dat bird gots no arms.
3. Going to pinch a loaf while skating, awwww hellz yeah. ooh ooh aaah ahh!
Jessica
1. helllllooooo candypants!
2. hmmmm hungry…..chicken nugget on wheels…..yummmmmmm
3. Damn backwards rollerskating for peace race…I'm always last!
Richard Bagshaw
1. she better keep that lollipop away from stoner simpson
2. mmmmmm lollipop
3. fkin hippies im outta here….
christopher munar
my original post was #27.
*edit* my number #2 line should say “…wonderful* and NOT wonder.
haha sorry =X
christopher munar
1. I hope the wizard of oz can give me wings!
2. *sings and plays instrument* they’re off to see the wizard, the wonder wizard of oz.
3. I hope the wizard of oz can give me cymbals!
@loki1967
1. Hey Monkey check out these stoners.
2. I feel like a slab of butter slowly melting on a stack of flapjacks.
3. They aren't stoners they are protesting to ensure there is never a military draft that includes Peeps.