Welcome to the KRonikle’s photo caption contest, BLOG BLURBS! Every other Friday at 7 pm EST a new toy diorama will be posted here on the KRonikle. This week enter to win The Bride by tattoo master Joe Capobianco, by leaving comments of what you think the toys are talking about. Click the thumbs up to vote on your favorite quotes. Voting booth closes next Friday at 6pm EST. BLOG BLURBS runs all throughout the week and it’s up to you to fill in the blanks. So let the creative juices flow and check back to see what develops. We will announce the winner on Friday, July 9.
Got an eye for detail? Submit your own scenario for future BLOG BLURBS contests. Compose your favorite toys in a creative setting and get it posted up on the KRonikle. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with your best shot.
Congratulations to Kait M. for your winning commentary. You have won a Gloomy Bear Muzzle Harness edition.
1.We wanna write on his big head…yea! yea! yea!
2.No im king Mestafoopoofoowatatii and say let there be a color war!!!
3.Ok, first of all, what makes you think that you can write on him with…pencils?
4.Oooh!!! I want the body…oh, please please give me the body!!!
1. No man threatens a Messenger!
2. I am so great, so very very great, I am K I N G X E R X E S
3. This is Blasphemy this is Madness!
4. This is SPARTAAAA!
when does the contest end this friday or next
1. Munny Munth
2. They would have went human sh@t if he came with a blank banana.
3. Munny Munth
4. Munny Munth
1. And so its been decided our Team name for the Munny Month Contest will be "the gorilla Experience."
2. With all these great artists at my disposal that Mega Munny is sure to be mine, Then I will be King Ape forever.
3. We should probably hurry up though, we only have a couple of days left to enter.
4. Pshaw, who wouldn't favor a Munny painted by a tribe of charismatic miniature Gorillas? Besides we have like a million facebook friends, this contest is in the bag.
1. "Seems Diego screwed up on the shipment of spears again!"
2. "Aw yeah…that's the spot"
3. "Step aside chalky!"
4. "Oh..oh my, does anyone else see what's going on from this angle?"
1. To War!!!!
2. Today will be a day that lives in Jarvis history!
3. We will be victorious over these cretins who worship false idols!!!
4. Now I'm no genius but isn't he gold? And aren't we worshiping him?
1. I say we paint him all red… Its my favorite color
2. NO! Im the biggest, i say we use sharpie! A black and with design!!! Graffiti style!
3.WHAT ABOUT US!!! WE WANNA TO PAINT HIM IMPRESSIONISM STYLE!!! LIKE VAn GO!
4. GuYS!!! GUYSS!!!. wee can all do it together.. theres a team categorie… lets just hurry.. theres 2 days left!
1. This has been placed here by the Monkey gods for us to decorate!
2. This is so mine!
3. Howard! Out my way foo! We gonna do this!
4 Get Howard too!
2.go go go
Ken ken go
3.let’s design with love!
4.paint paint paint
Paint paint paint
1." We have captured the intruder!"
2. "Thank god they dont know that its my blow up toy…"
3. "Prepare the tools of torture!"
4. "We shall make paint him blue then melt and shape him into a…..Vuvuzela!"
1. So, thus thou think it is funny to tipi houses? Well, does thou!?
2. Why shall he not answer thou!?
3. Well first, you didn't draw him ears, so he can't hear you guys. second, you didn't draw him a mouth, so he can't respond to you guys. And third, YOU GUYS ARE TALKING IN THOSE FUNNY ACCENTS, SO EVEN IF HE COULD HEAR YOU GUYS, HE WOULDN'T UNDRSTAND YOU!!!!!
4. Hey, I think these accents sound official!
1. "who brought the blank guy?" 2, "WE SHALL TAG THEE!" 3. "I say we Monkify Him" 4. "Dude, your mom's comin'!"
1. Put the sharpie down and walk away from the custom!
2. No way way this is our chance at fame!
3. YOU BRUT! Dont drag our son into this!
4. Aye Frank… what ya staring at we got bigger problems over here.
How is it that this post went from having 5 votes yesterday to having 22 today?
1. I say we paint him orange.
2. No… Brown!
3. All I know is that I got the tummy.
4. Then after, we shall enter him in the Munny Munth contest.
1. I shall draw the eyes.
2. I shall draw the mouth.
3. I shall show my thumbs for the eyes.
4. Can't wait to eat this guy while he screams and sees.
Thank you so much for my Gloomy!!! I can't wait to get it, these contests are awesome!! Thanks again!
1. WE CANZ DRAWZ HIM WIT THEESE STIX!
2. I'm so stoned…look at my hand! Why is my fist so big? Seriously, look at it!
3. Thumb in the bum!
4. One in the pink, one in the stink!
1. Pencils rule!
2. Sharpies all the way suckas!
3. I crap gold. I win.
4. Brushes, brushes, brushes!