BLOG BLURBS – 6/4/10

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Welcome to Friday’s weekly photo caption contest, BLOG BLURBS! Every Friday at 7 pm EST a new toy diorama will be posted here on the KRonikle. This week enter to win a Blind Box Prize Pack including Tic Toc Apocalypse, Carnies and Scary Girl Swamp Folk by Nathan Jurevicius mini figures, by leaving comments of what you think the toys are talking about. Click the thumbs up to vote on your favorite quotes. Voting booth closes next Friday at 6pm EST. BLOG BLURBS runs all throughout the week and it’s up to you to fill in the blanks. So let the creative juices flow and check back to see what develops. We will announce the winner next week.

Got an eye for detail? Submit your own scenario for future BLOG BLURBS contests. Compose your favorite toys in a creative setting and get it posted up on the KRonikle. Email with your best shot.

Congratulations to Nathan H. of Pennsylvania for your winning commentary. You have won a 10-inch Labbit signed by Frank Kozik.


31 Responses

  1. greengorilla3000

    1.This be Og's first time…BE GENTLE!!!
    2. Ladies, the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised….
    3. Death by Snu-Snu!!!! Snu-Snu!!!

  2. Doc

    1. The indian was right… i should have never let them into the cupboard…
    2. I feel like im in some sort of deranged Hanes commercial!
    3. Close… but more along the lines of us getting our Fruit of the Hugh! FRUIT OF THE HUGH, FRUIT OF THE HUGH, FRUIT OF THE HUGH!!!

  3. rawkkiddo

    1. Maybe if I hide my face Hugh won't come over to try and dry hump me.
    2. Ok girls, a cup is not going to get you into my magazine
    3. The Princess Leia fan club will go on as promised……what do we do with the old dude again?

  4. Christian Gallardo

    1.Those girls don't look happy as I am
    2.Girls please, yal may think you're atractive to me
    3.I hate having sister friends!

  5. Super Cooper

    1. I guess this means no Miss November!
    2. Girls please! I was just in the middle of watching "Project Runway!"
    3. You told us we could go gambling, but no! We didn't! Now we're gonna gamble you!

  6. dbm87

    Meanwhile, at the Playboy Mansion …

    1. How can I save Hugh? I am 3 times the size, but I am totally blonde. Maybe hiding in my turtle neck will help.
    2. I promise you, more 'Gingers' will be in the magazines. You all just do not tan very well for our cover shots. Just do not kill me! Let's have some Champagne ladies and go in the grotto.
    3. We don't want just to be on the cover, we want to be the girls next door too.

  7. PanikKitty

    1. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
    2. Ain't I a stinker?
    3. I thought he said he'd pay us in 'Karats'… Always get it in writing!

  8. shauni55

    1. that's right all of you get the herps
    2. woooo the jonas brothers are in town
    3. i think this guys diaper is leaking

  9. Jennifer Miles

    1. My man is with those other girls!
    2 Arr… I'm a Pirate Captain Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum a pirate's life for me! Lead me to the hovel and start to shanty!
    3. We love you Captain Long John Silver! heeheeheehee

  10. Derek

    1. Are those boobies?
    2. Does anyone else see the giant lady? *Hick*
    3.You'd think that chick would give us a hand.

  11. Brian

    1. Maybe they can't see me…

    2. C'mere Blondie, I have a nip for yah!

    3. Welcome to the jungle room!

  12. Claud

    1. I can't watch! Well, maybe just a peek…

    2. And here I thought the naked triplet spread was a great idea.

    3. You can't even tell us apart, you old jerk! Now you will pay!

  13. juan canales

    1) I asked for FUNKY…not DRUNCKY! And can someone go fetch me my Telephone!
    2)oh man, i must be wasted i'm seein Lady Gaga and a bunch of little naked freaks…uuhhh!
    3)Gaga! Pokerface! Gaga! Pokerface! Gaga! Pokerface! Gaga! Pokerface!

  14. Luka

    1. My parents are gonna be so mad.

    2. Be careful ladies. I don't wanna break my back again. Remember, I'm 89.


  15. Tony adorno

    1. Honey i shrunk the nympho's.

    2.Who needs a wheel chair anyways?

    3.La Cucaracha! aye!

  16. @GT1220

    1. Damn it…that chair is too small. Where the hell am I going to sit?!

    2. Alright girls…let's get this party started.

    3. Oh…It's a little chilly in here.

  17. @scarlettxxmage

    3. Where are our cashmere dresses!?
    2. You should be happy, ladies! Your dresses are going into the Guinness Records as the world's largest sweater!
    1. Now what am I supposed to do about pants?

  18. Gloomychan

    1. Anyone else smell that?
    2. Smells like tuna…
    3. Chicken of the sea baby!

  19. fejj

    1. I will pick up where my father left off!
    2. This was supposed to be a playboy party not Human centipede!
    3. Human Centipede! Human Centipede!

  20. Shannon

    1.) When I said I wanted an Alice in Wonderland theme party, this wasn't what I meant at all.

    2.) This is somehow a lot less sexy than I pictured. Why are you all wearing men's briefs…?

    3.) Why are YOU wearing men's briefs?

  21. Alan

    1.) Oh No i hope they didnt see me peed in the corner
    2.) psss… i think that girl over there is peeing.
    3.)Did that girl just peed over there. EWWWW!

  22. Hyena

    1.) Oh, but he's so small.
    2.) I don't know whether to be excited or terrified…
    3.) Really? But he looks big to us.

  23. snooker

    1. Damn! I'm yesterday's news.
    2. Girls!! be gentle. There's plenty of me to go around.
    3. When I'm done with you, you'll need a new hip. I guarantee you that.

  24. 10years

    1. I don't get why we have an old man. I mean, shouldn't we have younger men.

    2. This is just like 1956, except with naked chicks.


  25. Michelle Cedillo

    1. Excellent… Thank you my sweeties.
    2. Ladies I thought we were going to have fun…
    3. We don't wanna grandpa anymore! We don't wanna grandpa anymore!

  26. @bubbledteaL

    2. What are these half-naked men doing to me?
    3. Dude. I'm a chick.
    1. i would love you know matter what gender. but you know, no one loves me enough to carry me.

  27. Kimberly

    1. Damn, these panties are chafing me
    2. Hi, I'm Hugh Hefner and this is everyday life for me.
    3. Sexy party!!! (Family Guy reference)

  28. @WiLbReW

    1. yes i can finally add him to my collection of sexy men. 2. this is what i get for cheating on my wife. 3. you would think shed at least give us some uniforms so we dont look like slaves.