The Simpsons’ Ralph Wiggum is a wise, wise man. What’s your favorite Ralph observation?
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Miguelll
when Ralph was running for president and all the reporters are outside his house and he opens the door
“STRANGER DANGER”
and the newsman was saying he touched immigration issues
lol
hahahahhahahahaha
Mr. WalkieTalkie
“When I grow up I wanna be older!”
instant classic! hahaha
Pat
Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?
kul
“Daddy! She’s touching my special place!”
Retarded_Post
UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KaDango
“Heh heh heh! Dying tickles!
Kilgore Trout
I don’t like a Ralphy sandwich…it taste hurty!
Deb
“And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.”
Nat
“Meow!”
Nat
“I dress myself!”
Kgosselin
“the doctor says if I just take my finger out of there it wouldn’t bleed so much”
JohnBuddha
Oh boy… Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!
Prophecy
“tastes like purple”
safeone
These apples taste like grandma.
Rawkkiddo
I just about piss myself everytime I see the I choo choo chose you episode
Diego
“Lets bee friends. And there’s a picture of a bee.”
Clarke
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”
nerdski
“Chicken Next?!”
mike
“the rat symbolizes obviousness!”
nerdski
“Miss Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
– Ralph Wiggum
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Diego
“Go banana!”
Diego
“I sleep in a drawer!”
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walf riggum
that wasn't ralph. that was kearney's kid.
mike
Somone says “Be there or be square.”
Ralph says “Im a triangle.”
phil
I’m LearnGing!
theboywil
A worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it.
Rainer
When I grow up I wanna be older.
kizaru
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
Waspygravy
hi super nintendo chalmers
Mindy
I’m happy AND angry!
Mr. Sniffles
I found a moonrock in my nose!
jimbojones
Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
mary
I’m a pumpkin!
Todd
If aquarium gravel is so bad for you why does it taste so good??
jimbojones
When I grow up I wanna be older.
Blake
“These snow flakes taste like fish sticks!”
NEWT
“Thats where I saw the Leprachaun! He tells me to burn things!”
Ralph Wiggum
Jennifer
After eating some berries…
“They taste like burning!”
So funny
Josiah
Hello super nintendo chalmers
DanCruz
They Taste Like Burning!!!
Mike
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
@_DUKES
“I wanna go to Bovine University”
One
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
@_DUKES
In the episode where Homer’s running the daycare center, he tells the kids to all say a curse word, (i think the first two kids were Nelson and Milhouse) One says “Boob”, the next says “Crap” and Ralph continues “MITTENS!!!!!” lmfao love it
lukerockstar
it tastes like, buuurning.
Jessica
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
eug
i bent my wookie
DJ
I Cho Cho choose you!, and theirs a picture of a train on it!
Manu
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
WHAT the what
hi super nintendo chalmers
@lamey_the_bgp
I dress myself.
TazX
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
Shauni55
Youre wrinkling someone should iron you
cute-cult
“It tastes like burning.”
HelloVinyl
Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.”
Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”
Knal
“What’s a battle??”
west
“Ms. Hoover… I glued my head to my shoulder”
Noel Easer
“Tastes like BURNING!”
From when Ralph eats the poisonous berries in the Simpson’s parody of “Lord of the Flies”
LOL!
Nep
I look like cable tv!!
jay
(after putting an ice-cream cone on his head) “I’m a unitard!”
circlzero
Daddy these rubber pants are hot.
chin
and:
during the auditions for the Fallout Boy role, Ralph was up.
Lunch Lady Doris delivers her line and waits for Ralph to say his… except he asks
“what’s for lunch tomorrow Lunch Lady Dorris?”
director: “NEXT!”
Ralph: “chicken necks?”
hilarious!
chin
“so… do you… like, stuff?”
Max The SkUlL
Me fail English? That’s unpossible! LOL LOL LOL LOL
Rainer
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food” :D
J@
(after putting an ice-cream cone onto his head) I’m a unitard!