68 Responses

  1. HelloVinyl

    Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.”
    Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”

  2. Noel Easer

    “Tastes like BURNING!”

    From when Ralph eats the poisonous berries in the Simpson’s parody of “Lord of the Flies”


  3. jay

    (after putting an ice-cream cone on his head) “I’m a unitard!”

  4. chin


    during the auditions for the Fallout Boy role, Ralph was up.

    Lunch Lady Doris delivers her line and waits for Ralph to say his… except he asks

    “what’s for lunch tomorrow Lunch Lady Dorris?”

    director: “NEXT!”

    Ralph: “chicken necks?”


  5. Max The SkUlL

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible! LOL LOL LOL LOL

  6. J@

    (after putting an ice-cream cone onto his head) I’m a unitard!

  7. Miguelll

    when Ralph was running for president and all the reporters are outside his house and he opens the door
    and the newsman was saying he touched immigration issues

  8. Pat

    Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?

  9. Kilgore Trout

    I don’t like a Ralphy sandwich…it taste hurty!

  10. Deb

    “And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.”

  11. Rawkkiddo

    I just about piss myself everytime I see the I choo choo chose you episode

  12. nerdski

    “Miss Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”

    – Ralph Wiggum

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    • walf riggum

      that wasn't ralph. that was kearney's kid.

  14. mike

    Somone says “Be there or be square.”

    Ralph says “Im a triangle.”

  15. kizaru

    I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

  16. jimbojones

    Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechaun!
    Bart: Right, a leprechaun.
    Ralph: He told me to burn things.

  17. Todd

    If aquarium gravel is so bad for you why does it taste so good??

  18. NEWT

    “Thats where I saw the Leprachaun! He tells me to burn things!”
    Ralph Wiggum

  19. Mike

    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

  20. @_DUKES

    In the episode where Homer’s running the daycare center, he tells the kids to all say a curse word, (i think the first two kids were Nelson and Milhouse) One says “Boob”, the next says “Crap” and Ralph continues “MITTENS!!!!!” lmfao love it

  21. DJ

    I Cho Cho choose you!, and theirs a picture of a train on it!